Thank you, McFly and Neighbor Frank, for having birthdays so I can make my body produce so much insulin today.
Thank you, Nico, for saying that you'd rather mommy stay home with you than for you to go to a new school.
Thank you, those who created the currently-used calendar, that tomorrow is Friday.
Thank you, fly, for crawling on the doll to make it even more creepy looking, thereby making me laugh harder.
thank you, giggidywarlock, for the aeropress because life will never be the same.